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Stay Thirsty! Koozies

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Standard Can and SLIM CANS, for all your hard seltzers, white claws, or even celcius and redbull energy drinks. 

Three things:

God said. My momma said. The government said. 

And I trust all of them before I believe what an orange faced felon says. Available in black and white. Cause DEI matters. (Don't scoff, you're probably DEI)

HEY! DID YOU KNOW! You can go to google, type in my government name, and when it tries to show that other bullshit, click the three dots on the far right and 'REPORT TO GOOGLE' and in the box, baby just write my name. GULF OF MEXICO! And let them know we is friends.

STAY THIRSTY MY BISHES!

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  • Made from neoprene
  • Waterproof
  • Dual-side customization
  • Ribbed seams
  • Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)
  • Spot clean as needed

Size & Fit

  • Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm),
  • Slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.